Brainy kids group together to deal with dinner money bully

A band of school swots is refusing to be intimidated by a playground bully who has taken their dinner money. The bully who calls himself Big Don said they won’t get it back unless they all start acting as stupidly bigoted as him, starting with one of the smartest, a kid named Harvey.

However, Harvey has gathered support from lots of other nerdy boys and girls. Together, they say they are determined to demonstrate that discrimination and intolerance are incompatible with their superior intellectual capacity. Unfamiliar with the use of such big words in coherent, meaningful sentences, Big Don reacted by having a hissy fit and saying the threat wasn’t real.

When Harvey showed Mr Internet the overwhelming evidence that the threat was indeed real, Big Don’s equally thick henchwoman Wrestling Linda joined in.

She called Harvey a wimpy geek for going to Mr Internet and told him he should come and talk to her about getting his head shoved down the toilet. As she’s not allowed in the boys’ toilets, she is likely to ask another of Big Don’s henchmen to do it, probably the incontinence sufferer known as Leaky Pete.

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