The Prime Minister has applauded Neil Parish for saying he'd "been watching porn by accident".
"Come on now", said Mr Johnson, "The balls of the man - even I wouldn't have the nerve to claim that; I'd have made up some story about picking up someone else's phone by mistake or doing spot checks on whether the House of Commons wifi blocks adult sites. But to say that he 'accidentally' typed 'big boob bonkers' into Google then spent 10 minutes staring at the resulting video takes real cajonies."
Mr Parish has been tipped for a new cabinet post of "Minister for Alternative Reality"