The virus is said to be experiencing only mild symptoms of Boris, while the UK has been suffering from ‘fall blown Boris’ for many years. Much like the common dandelion, Boris is capable of spreading his yellow seed over a wide distance. Meaning that any female inside the M25 area, has been advised to take the morning after pill. The Prime Minister has assured the public, that despite the illness, he will still put in a full day’s work – the first time in years.
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