The former Prime Minister and one-man war tribunal, has claimed that he has a plan to tackle the Covid crisis. The initial stages involve presenting a dossier of NHS privatization to the United Nations and then suspiciously having the Head of SAGE commit suicide in a nearby wood.
Tony Blair said he had irrefutable proof that he alone can solve the pandemic and all he needs to do is invade some unsuspecting nations – and steal any vaccines they are working on. He already pointed to his success of removing Coronavirus from Iraq – by killing off all the Iraqis.
His dossier of medical ‘facts’ included an incomplete pregnancy test, a surgical truss and an herbal remedy for athlete’s foot. He insisted that this was clear evidence that he was on the cusp of a cure, he just need a fourth term as PM and access to everyone’s bank details.
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