Instead of going to the police, the resourceful MP gave the blackmailers everything they asked for and more. An exasperated crook said: 'We had so many contact details, we didn't know who to extort. We were drowning in sort codes and vault combinations.
'I explained he was snared in a honey trap, but he just let out a yelp of delight and rolled his c$ck in honey and glitter.
'He started shouting colleague's passwords, their mother's maiden names and favourite pets. I wouldn't mind, but most of them were wrong. I just felt I'd been scammed.'