Have you just been dumped callously by somebody you imagined loved and respected you? Did he do it over Twitter? Bastard. You’d already written his name on your pencil case, you’ll have to get another one now.
Does it hurt as much as that time you crossed the Atlantic to visit a sick friend, but he didn’t want to see you?
What you need is a holiday. We hear Clacton’s lovely.
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