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Avoiding Heathrow Airport Shutdown for Dummies

BillClay

Updated: 3 days ago



With the complete shutdown of a major international airport due to completely foreseen circumstances, many new measures are to be discussed at length and then not implemented, here are some of the better options:


• Four new “No Smoking” signs to be purchased


• The space saving “Stacked Power Back-Up Plan” to be reviewed. The aim was to build a third back-up generator on top of the existing back-up generator which was on top the main substation.


• Airport staff to unplug unused phone chargers to save energy in case of another major power shut down


• The new third runway will be able to be rolled up and put in fireproof box at night


• The reintroduction of wolves throughout the airport


• Risk assessments to be updated and maybe have the ones about being bombed by the Luftwaffe removed


• Candles to be used throughout the airport to reduce the annoying use of electricity and create a calming vibe


• Even though they are fun, have meeting about the real need for “Naked Flame Thursdays”




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