At least the Pope got to meet J.D.Vance

While the death of Pope Francis is sad, many worshippers took comfort that near the end, he was close to the one true God - J.D.Vance. There are Vice Presidents and there are Vice Presidents, but only Vance is a walking miracle - how else can you explain Trump's election?

88 years old is far too old to get, without meeting J.D.. The Papal Make a Wish Foundation is normally inundated with dying Cardinals who want to meet Vance. However Francis had his prayers answered and thank goodness he did not waste them on a dying kid or some other such nonsense.

The Pope's dying words were: 'Jesus only got a resurrection at Easter, but I got to meet J.D.

'J.C. is such a loser, J.D. rocks!'

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