Justin Welby has said he plans to take three-month break from mainstream religion in 2020, to purse alternative life styles like Witchcraft or Ikea. Clergy members of are intitled to a sabbatical every ten years, said one Gap Year priest: ‘I used my 3 months to stop believing in God. It was brilliant. Obviously, I partied a lot in the first few days, but then it dawned on me that I could do some real good in society, instead of being infantilized by the fear of an omnipotent being. So, I took up Pilates.’
God himself took a three-month break during creation which is why we ended up with the platypus, camouflage golf balls and James Corden. A spokesman confirmed: ‘It’s a strain being the Archbishop 24/7, sometimes you need a break from all that hypocrisy.’
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