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Anyone else starting to think 'Tariff' is a good name for a kid?

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All this talk of US tariffs has got you thinking - 'Tariff...is that a boy or a girls name?'. The more the word is used, the more it sounds like a exotic rapper or the noise posh people make when they fart.


Tariff? Yeah, Tariff could be a brand of perfume or a silk headband. Tariff is a sophisticated type of coffee or a velvety vol au vent. And who wouldn't want 20% more Tariffs.


The next Kardashian is Tariff. Taylor Swift's new album is Tariff. Tariff is a lingerie model, young enough to date Leonardo Di Caprio. Anyone for more Canadian and Mexican Tariffs? You bet!




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