All the King's Horses and all the King's men have pulled out of helping Hump-me Dump-me over remarks he made about Little Boy Red being complicit in allowing Georgy Porgy to run away after kissing all the girls and make them cry. He is accused of giving all the PPE contracts for bags of wool to his friend the Master, and none to the Dame or little boy who lived down the lane.
He has also been blamed for the prospect of empty cupboards for Old Mother Hubbard, but denies having any hand in the evacuation of her dog from Nursery Land. People are still very bitter that he closed down the market meaning no little pigs could go there and ultimately leading to Bo Beep loosing all her sheep.
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