It transpires that the most effective tool in recruiting radicalized teenagers, is to just let them listen to Hopkins talk about hijabs for ten seconds. Hopkins bile is so unrelenting, that she puts the average liver to shame. Statistics suggest that she has mentioned the Prophet Muhammad more times than his own mum.
Her ability to turn anyone into a ball of rage, is only matched by the rage felt by anyone trying to operate a hotel passkey. Remarked on security expert: ‘This is a giant suppository of hate.' Surely, you mean repository? 'No, I know what I mean'.
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