The retired Pope, Benedict XVI, has said priests should remain celibate, despite himself being in his sexual prime. He boasted, at 92 he could have any woman he wanted – he just could not remember what to do with them.
Said a spokesman: 'It’s not easy for Pope Benedict to give up sex. He’s a fanny magnate. And celibacy is also a great cover story, when you get caught with a choir boy.’
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