Richmond, Yorkshire to get extra bin collections in week 27

Residents in Richmond have been told to expect extra bin collections in the week the election is to be held. A member of the council told Newsbiscuit this was not going to put extra strain on council finances as it was being paid for by central government.

Opposition parties and Commie journalists are claiming this is an obvious bribe to take votes away from Labour and the Lib Dems, however our political correspondent has pointed out that Count Binface always stands in the seat occupied by the Prime Minister, so if that bin gets emptied, Sunak may win the few votes he needs that Binface would take from him and be able to cling on.

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'The 4 Yorkshiremen' 2024 - Gazan Edition

Well o’ course we had it tough. We used to get up in the morning at half-past-ten at night, half an hour before the air raid sirens sounded. We'd have to get up outta shoebox-sized bedroom, an’ clear an air-hole through t’rubble with our tongues. We spat out half a handful of freezing cold gravel from the drone strike, work our way through to the aid truck area for a handful of grain a year; an’ when we got home, IDF would slash us in two with tracer shells and dance about on us graves, singing Hava Nagila.

An' you try an tell the young people of today that, and the People’s Front of Palestine will issue a new fatwa for a jihadi pogrom of Quranic proportions!

Chateau de Chasseley, anyone...?

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