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The White House has announced that the popular 90s drama 'The West Wing' is to be remade in an up-to-date format that is going to be 'bigly better than the DEI woke virus' version. It is understood the the current President and cabinet are going to act themselves in the new West Wing episodes.
The first episode of the new season opens with the President winning every vote in the country, including from Democrats who died during the pandemic. The producers admit it isn't an entirely accurate reflection on facts, but is based on facts, mainly facts originating in new ally Russia. Which brings us to the second episode...
Episode 2 sees the West Wing ordering pizzas, attacks on NATO, tax breaks for Russian oligarchs and setting up a car showroom on the White House lawn. As part of the teaser before the opening credits every government agency is disbanded, with every civil servant losing their job. The producers admit is isn't an entirely accurate reflection on facts, but is based on facts, mainly facts originating from existing ally Argentina. (Historical note: Argentina in its current form has been an ally of the current President for weeks)
Episode 3 sees the President launching nuclear weapons towards Russia. Only towards, a few hundred miles short to be exact, and then a bigly exchange of similar weapons around the world, whose population collectively sighs the mother of all sighs, relieved that at least they won't have to see another episode, let alone another season.
Donald Trump is messing up world trade, and it’s important that everyone registers their disapproval.  Everyone can make a difference.
Here’s how to send your protest to the White House:
Swap Coke and Pepsi for Vimto and Irn-Bru
Swap Mickey Mouse for Dangermouse
Watch rugby instead of American football, netball instead of basketball and rounders instead of baseball
Watch Sherlock instead of Elementary
Swap Bud for Watney’s Red Barrel and drink tap water instead of Bud Light
Swap American rednecks for a British sunburn all over (weather permitting)
Swap RVs for a static caravan. Vehicles that big are just dangerous to drive.
Swap Typhoons for Ty-Phoo
Photo by Nicholas Cappello on Unsplash
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