Bully upset that little kid can fight back

'It's coming home, it's coming home, it's coming, war is coming home'

Volodymyr Zelensky and Ian Brody from the Lightning Seeds will be teaming up to release a version of the classic English football anthem. The lyrics will be tweaked slightly to suit a brutal Eastern European war zone, rather than the inability of a large wealthy Western European nation to win a major men’s football tournament more than once.

A Ukrainian government spokesman said 'Ukraine counter-invading Russia is what you’d call an unscheduled away leg. Unbelievable Jeff.'

'Baddiel and Skinner first sang about England’s 30 years of hurt 30 years ago. 60 years of hurt is just too bleak an image. Actually, can you think of anything that rhymes with Zaporizhzhia Nuclear Power Plant?'

Image: Filip Andrejevic (@fandrejevic) | Unsplash Photo Community

The difficult decision