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Audience Flocks To Concert By Singing Quartet Who Didn't Actually Bother To Turn Up Themselves

'Here's to ABBsent friends!', the audience were heard to be chanting opening concert by the 70s singing quartet who...er...weren't actually there but will still be winners by taking it all financially.

The singers' failure to be present in person, but just as ABBAtars rather than ABBA stars, is being described as an ABBeration.

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