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In a fit of pique, Channel 4 has stomped off to its room and is refusing to come out for the next four years. Distraught at the US Election result the channel has refused to listen to any and all appeals for it to come back and play.
“It’s not fair. It’s just not fair!” could be heard as it rejected all entreaties. BBC1 admitted it did its best, but feeling pretty low itself gave up and headed for the nearest wine bar.
A spokesperson reassured fans of the channel that it would be back. “I’m sure we can entice it out if we promise to change our daytime favourite show to Countdown To Doomsday.”
Geonocide candidate confused why voters didn't back her
The chattering classes were left shell-shocked that some people were not keen on being shell-shocked. They even backed genocide with the right pronouns. Those that had confidentially predicted a Harris victory could not understand how her campaign of hope had faltered under the banner 'Censorship, Murder and P-Diddy rocks!'.
In a fury Harris is said to have railed against the public. 'What did I do wrong? I met Beyonce. I went on SNL. I killed some babies. What? What? Why are you looking at me like that? Have I got food on my mouth? Ahhhhhh, hold on. I get it. How could I be so stupid. It was that lame SNL sketch, wasn't it?'
When someone pointed out that Trump could be equally as bad on Gaza human rights, one dead Palestinian said: ' '.
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