On Friday, the star told their 12 million followers: 'That's it, I'm off, I can't stand what Twitter has become.' At 2pm, the same day, they tweeted: 'And another thing, I think those that Tweet are dreadful people.' And again at 7pm: '$8 is outrageous'.
After a weekend of careful reflection, they sent the following: 'Why didn't you all follow me to my new platform? Hello? Is anyone there? Hey, look at this, it's a picture of me with a salad and James Corden.
'PLEASE LIKE.'
As the world’s population hits the 8 billion mark, one Florida-based pensioner who used to be on TV and social media, claimed they had all voted for him.
Donald Trump reportedly claimed that 9 billion votes were ‘stolen’ from him in the 2020 US Presidential election, 10 billion had attended his most recent rally and 11 billion Mexicans were currently crossing the southern US border. He claimed he would only send 12 billion tweets if allowed back on to the platform and he was innocent of 13 billion counts of sexual assault against him and he was 14 billion percent sure of winning the 2024, 2028, 2032 and 2036 US Presidential elections.
Trump estimates his own fortune and real estate square footage at 15 billion, unless the American tax authorities are asking, in which case it’s making a loss.
The FBI recently retrieved various documents from Donald Trump’s Florida residence, Mar-a-Lago. These included files on the French President, Emmanual Macron. Hackers claim to have accessed these files and have uploaded the contents on the website WackyLeaks.
Here is an extract from the top secret research – allegedly -
My notes on Emmanuel Girly Name Macron
1. He is named after a cake, who does that?
2. He has nice hair – must ask him about that
3. He likes to eat frog’s legs, but not frog balls or other frog parts
4. Doesn’t eat freedom fries
7. Likes wine – maybe take him some Californian Zinfandel?
5. His supporters wear yellow vests – must be a fashion thing
8. Submarines are a difficult subject. Don’t eat a ham and cheese sub in front of him.
9. Calls the English channel ‘the sleeve’ for some reason
10. Tough on asylum seekers - sends them all to the UK
9b. His party is called En Marche, which means In the Swamp
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