Fueled by culture wars and a lack of dictionaries, President-elect Trump has said he will refuse to transition. He said the trans community was a threat to the national identity, as opposed to himself, who was just a threat.
None of his cabinet would transition to government, and would resolutely stay in a camper van beside the Washington monument. Trump insisted he would keep men out of women's sport, and back where they belong, lurking around the changing room, offering spa days at Mar-a-Lago. An aide confirmed: 'Fortunately we do not have a gender neutral White House. It's always been men-only.'
