Wallace and Gromit named in new Strictly line-up

Aardman Animation favourites Wallace and Gromit have been confirmed as contestants in the next series of Strictly Come Dancing confirmed show runners for the award-winning show. The long-running series returns for the 22nd time in January and will be presented by fan favourite duo Tess Winkleman and Claudia Daly.

The show is set to feature the usual line up of comedians, actors, sports personalities, former politicians and various celebrities from TV and promises to be the best show yet. Although Craig Revel Horwood and Anton Du Beke have been with the show from the start this will be the first time a pair of stop-motion characters have actually appeared as contestants.

Filming for the next production starts in January but the show will not go out until the autumn said Strictly creator Rachel Hopkins..’Yes, we can’t wait to get going on the next line-up…rehearsals for the show start early in the New Year’ confirmed Hopkins ‘we are super excited to have Wallace and Gromit on board but as you can imagine the dance routines will take a little longer to work out than usual.

Neither of them have ever danced before and it will take a while to knock them into shape.

Each show goes out live on BBC so it will start at 6am and conclude sometime around midnight. 'Our only concern is the studio lighting…. being made of clay and having no actual heart could turn out to be a disadvantage…as Ann Widdecombe found out when she appeared in the 2010 series,' said a BBC spokesman..

Wallace says he is looking forward to appearing in the show and has promised to cut out the cheese and take Gromit for long walks across the Yorkshire dales.

The pair have already been approached by several other shows such as Made In Wigan, Too Hot to Handle and Fifty Shades of Clay but turned down the offer of appearing on The Great Pottery Throw Down as the producers wouldn’t say if they were being invited as contestants or used to make a novelty teapot.

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All Strictly judges quit, for medical reasons

All of the judges on the BBC show, Strictly Come Dancing, have quit, for medical reasons.

A number of contestants have already left the show this year for various medical reasons. Sometimes these are medical reasons, to do with injuries, or simply for the publicity.

All of the judges have left the show at the same time, citing the negative impact on their mental health, along with the effects of too much noise and over-exposure to bright lights, flashing lights and sequins.

The BBC have confirmed that the departure of all the judges will not affect the competition. A spokesman said that the show would continue in line with the agreed scripts and that the outcome of the 2023 competition will not be affected. The spokesman also denied media reports that future shows would be judged by an AI called AutoLen7.

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New Saturday night screaming contest promises to draw BBC audience away

Boris Johnson has said he intends to use his influence at GB News along with his knowledge of the classics to convince the channel it could compete with the BBC on Saturday nights with something more exciting than the poor attempts at singing and ballroom dancing the nation has suffered from for decades.

'Boris' Bully XL Gladiator Contest will help level up the country' a spokesperson told Newsbiscuit. 'Boris says children from deprived areas in the north will be able to chance their luck in fights to the death with ferocious Bully XL dogs, armed only with the plastic spoons they had in their mouths when they were born and their challenge will be to use the navigational skills they learned when they realised the north side of their town faced east, and the east was facing south to outwit the dog, who will be equipped with a standard compass.

Jacob Rees-Mogg backed Mr Johnson’s idea, with a spokesbutler saying 'The thing that’s been holding the north back, is the lack of opportunity for children to demonstrate their heroic capabilities in the way brave Sir Jacob was able to. Providing GB News broadcasts this before Nanny puts him to bed, he will definitely be watching it and cheering on the northern brats.'

GB News say they will promote the show through an advert on the side of a bus.

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