The proposed tunnel under Stonehenge has been cancelled in order that builders can throw up an estate of houses around it.
Locals are concerned that the vibrations from the traffic in the tunnel will disturb the residents of the restored ancient main building, when they've re-roofed it and turned it into flats, as affordable accommodation.
'What are you whinging about, you bunch of NIMBYs?' asked a Labour party spokesman 'It's not green belt - it's already got a building on it, been there for millennia!'
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