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Deputy Chairman of the Conservative Party, Lee Anderson, has expressed regret at exceeding the national spending limit of 30p in built-up areas.


The government department for Getting Senior Ministers Off, now the largest sector of the Civil Service, said, 'Mr Anderson should have known better, as it was he who imposed the 30p spending limit himself. He approached us about attending a specially organised one-to-one spending awareness course, but we were already overstretched getting the former Attorney General Suella Braverman off all the laws she has been breaking.'


Rishi Sunak has denied that he knew about Lee Anderson's transgression which took place last summer. He also denied keeping that nugget in his top pocket until such time as 30p Lee might undermine his position in an attempt to become Prime Minister himself, to then use it as a shot across his bows, or even as the reason to sack him from his senior position in that special way which can only be referred to as a resignation.


In an unrelated fiasco, Suella Braverman has claimed that she already knew everything there is to know about speed after a night out with Michael Gove.






Ministers are planning on cutting HS2 services and train speeds in an attempt to drive down the cost of the heavily delayed project, it has been reported.


The government is said to be considering cutting the number of trains travelling each hour, drastically shaving the capacity of each train, and markedly reducing the trains’ maximum speeds. The new programme will also be renamed.


Carriages in the revised service will hold a maximum of 4 people, and will be independently powered. The likely terminology for such cut-down carriages will be 'cars'. Their top speeds will be slightly lower than the original HS2 design spec of 250mph and the current operating plan of 205mph. Cars are hoped to achieve as much as 70mph and to be much more resistant to leaf-related traction issues.


One part of the report confirmed that the replacement name for this remodelling of the entire HS2 programme is likely to be M40.



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author AKA Lord Eagle

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