'Wot you mean, that doesn't actually create any more daylight? So wot's the point, then? If you want more daylight during the time of day while you're awake and out and about, why not just get up earlier during the summer, instead of just pissing about with the clocks, trying to fool yourself?'
Man subsequently arrested for being a shit-stirring troublemaker, and imprisoned along with the small boy who dared to criticise the styling of the emperor's superb new clothes, as well as the Chancellor who claimed that debt isn't debt and broken election promises aren't broken election promises if you cross your fingers while announcing a budget.
