With the complete shutdown of a major international airport due to completely foreseen circumstances, many new measures are to be discussed at length and then not implemented, here are some of the better options:
• Four new “No Smoking” signs to be purchased
• The space saving “Stacked Power Back-Up Plan” to be reviewed. The aim was to build a third back-up generator on top of the existing back-up generator which was on top the main substation.
• Airport staff to unplug unused phone chargers to save energy in case of another major power shut down
• The new third runway will be able to be rolled up and put in fireproof box at night
• The reintroduction of wolves throughout the airport
• Risk assessments to be updated and maybe have the ones about being bombed by the Luftwaffe removed
• Candles to be used throughout the airport to reduce the annoying use of electricity and create a calming vibe
• Even though they are fun, have meeting about the real need for “Naked Flame Thursdays”
