Sherlock fails to solve riddle of what TV wire goes where

The sleuth admitted: 'Just when I thought I'd unravelled the mystery, I find that the Baker Street Irregulars have plugged their Xbox into the back. What a mess! It's a tangled web of lies, deceit and coaxial cables.

'Mycroft said my smart TV wasn't smart enough. While Dr. Watson's been no help whatsoever, as he can't even operate the DVD player. It's enough to drive a fellow to opium.'

Holmes later accused Moriarty of hiding the internet cable, but a spokesman for Moriarty said it was just an example of 'crossed wires'.

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Sherlock Holmes concludes that the Baker Street Irregulars need to eat more fibre

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Coleen Rooney cast as new 'Sherlock'

Following her Wagatha Christie success, Coleen Rooney is being cast as a female incarnation of Sherlock Holmes, with the character to adopt the nickname 'Shazza' and catchphrase ‘Elementary my dear… Rebekah Vardy’s account’. The deerstalker will be retained, but is now paired with some Louboutins. Vardy as Moriarty seems a shoe-in, as is Wayne as Doctor Watson.

A spokeswoman said ‘It’s a game of two halves Jeff and we gave it 110% which is 55% per half and technically impossible. We’re not the No 1 Ladies Detective Agency yet, but if we can finish top 4 then we can qualify for the champions league. We go again.’

Gary Grimthwaite, who is professionally furious, spluttered ‘First a lady Dr Who and now this. With no role models left, the only alternative for boys is a life of crime, like Boris Johnson.‘

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