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In revolutionary "out of the box" thinking, brand-new AI company, Approxomatons, has launched their latest product line: BabyBots, which literally come right out of a box.
Priced at an eye-watering £149,999, you might think that this (baby) booming new trend will be short lived, but a company spokesperson reveals:
'The average human baby costs £150,000 over a lifetime, so our BabyBots come with a cool £1 saving. Plus they don't poop or go to University, and they only cry when you want to get out of a work call. Not to mention, if you get bored, you can stuff them back in the box and get on with your life without screwing up an actual human being.'
When questioned whether this was all part of a plot to replace the workforce with AI bots by 2050, the BabyBot spokesperson laughed maniacally (or was it mechanically?) and hung up.
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Image: koshinuke_mcfly - Pixabay
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