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The leader of the Homewatch Association in the Belgravia region of London has announced that a referendum will be held in January on joining Russia.
Russians have exercised effective control over the area since purchasing the majority of properties. Most of the world considers Belgravia to be part of the UK, but Russia and a handful of other countries recognise it as an independent state.
'We did it!' Belgravia Homewatch leader Alexander Surkov wrote on Twitter, confirming that he had signed a decree setting the referendum for January 7th.
'In legalese, we fulfilled yet another important requirement,' he said. 'And in normal language, we took a life-changing step — we are going home, we are going to Russia.'
Several months into the war with Ukraine, Surkov declared Belgravia would take the necessary steps to join Russia.
Non-Russian residents have called into question the validity of the poll, complaining they were often prevented from accessing the region due to a lack of parking. One resident, who did not want to be named, reported, 'Hundreds of expensive black cars fill up all of the spaces, like this is Londongrad, or something.'
Author: mcdabble
Scottish Nationalists are said to be 'saddened' to hear the people of Exeter won't support another independence referendum. SNP leader, Nicola Sturgeon, is said to be 'gutted' that the Conservative leadership hustings determined the future of Scottish independence.
'It would have been nice to have been invited to put our case to the people of Exeter, given the amount of influence they have on Scotland, and Scotland on them,' said a SNP spokesman today.
In the hustings programmed for the next two weeks the future of changes to the Russian Parliament is to be determined by Conservative Party members in Stroud and the decision regarding raising the Federal Reserve interest rates will be determined by other members in Wrexham.
A spokesman for the Conservative Party denied that the 180,000 members might be overstepping their authority or that the power of making decisions on behalf of the other 99.7% of the population had gone to their collective heads.
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