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The union leader Mick Lynch
He won't be giving an inch
The Tories made this mess
He'll strike until Christmas
So, getting a rise is a cinch
The unions plan Christmas strikes,
Told the bosses to get on their bikes.
Their pay isn’t funny,
They need some more money,
To cope with the inflation hikes.
The picket line lads were unshaven
They need a pay rise for inflation
But Tories say no
And pray for some snow
While dreaming about their tax haven
H/T Ragmans Trumpet
Image: 652234 | Pixabay
The Sun will stop all fusion processes for 24 hours within the next few hours. Sol made the following statement:
'I have been solely responsible for providing energy to the Solar System for billions of years with very little appreciation of the benefits enjoyed by citizens of Earth. As a result of my efforts people can enjoy food, the Auroras, romantic walks along the beach, and an enormous catalogue of benefits, neatly summed up as Life.
'Here I am going full pelt 24/7, day after day. Do I get any thanks? No! Any remuneration? No! Therefore, I will be stopping all furnaces for one of your (air quotes) days. A limited service may be provided after that, but until humans start making human sacrifices again you can expect a lot of disruption to your energy supplies. The credit built up by the Mayans and Aztecs has now run out. Time to start cutting hearts out of rib-cages people.'
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