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A controversial draft for changing the UN's DHR has been proposed. "Breaking into your house and shooting you counts as self-defence if I have reason to think you might be dangerous."


The nationality of the draft's sponsor, Moshe Cohen, has not been confirmed officially. Moshe insisted," Obviously, there would need to be racial safeguards built into the amendment. White men with red necks would have a prima facie case to suspect danger from dark-skinned folk but the reverse would not apply. Haitians & other well-known pet eaters would need to prove their pacifist intentions. While the Bible could be cited to justify suspicions the Quran could not be considered equally."


A man wearing a towel on his head spoke out against the proposal. "Such a law would open the door for foreign nations to target the Knesset as  fair game for missiles as the military leaders of the IDF are well known to use it as a venue for meetings. This could set a dangerous precedent whereby gangs of medieval men would not be free to enslave & oppress any females who chanced to be born in 'their back yard.' "


Most national leaders declared they would not be able to offer any judgement on the amendment without consultation with & analysis from their financial advisors. The bankers were considered likely to be the deciding force.


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Georgie David, formerly the Reform Party’s candidate for West Ham and Beckton, has described her disappointment in realising the party was full of misogynists and racists.


'It isn’t the first time I’ve been let down like this,” said David today. “It’s just like that time I joined a chess club. I’d expected them to go in for a wide range of indoor and outdoor activities, but they just sat around playing chess all the time.


'And don’t get me started on that Ronseal Quick Drying Woodstain that turned out to be a woodstain that dried quickly. I felt so stupid when I realised.'


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