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Boris Johnson has warned London's Russian oligarch community that a limit could be imposed on how much money they donate to the Tory party if Russia continues its invasion of Ukraine.
Mr Johnson has hinted there could be severe financial sanctions levied against Russians wishing to buy political influence here in the UK, saying any future interference will come at a cost.
That cost could be as little as £2m per oligarch.
Tory grandee Jacob Rees-Mogg also warned that Russian business affairs could also be impacted - but UK firms would be exempt if they had had the good sense to move their operations to the EU prior to Brexit as he did.
Other sanctions include limiting the number of hours they can double park outside their houses to just twenty hours a day and asking if someone could pick up the dog-shit after their Chow Chow has taken a dump in the park.
Responding to claims that Russia is preparing to annexe Rhyl, President Putin has denied that the Russian Federation has ever laid claim to the North Wales resort town. 'The wastelands of Crimea and two cess-pools that border the Soviet Un- er - Russia - sure, but Rhyl? Come-onski, not even Russia is that desperate,' he said in a live tele-message today.
President Biden has publicly stated that if Russia doesn't withdraw, then it will be forced to take control of Rhyl and, if necessary, parts of Durham. Prime Minister Johnson has insisted partitioning some of the poorest regions in the UK to Russia is tantamount to levelling up, so 'what-evs'.
Analysts believe that Russia could well stand down rather than have to divert huge numbers of its military to keep the residents of one of the UK's poorest coastal towns in check. North Wales police are believed to be crossing their fingers and toes. 'Bloody good luck to the Ruskies on Saturday nights,' said a senior North Wales police officer.
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