Prigozhin lives!!!

Yevgeny Prigozhin died after plane crashes and he lands on some bullets

Yevgeny Prigozhin, the leader of the Wagner Group is believed to died when the plane he was flying in crashed.

"This is a tragic accident", said a grinning Vladimir Putin, "Mr Prigozhin happened to fall down a staircase which had recently been installed on the plane. Unluckily, the end of the stairs was by an open window, which he fell through, probably because of the grand piano that happened to fall on his head. That was, in turn, pulled down by the anvil it was tied to in a vain attempt to stop it rolling around the plane and frightening the polar bear which was being transported at the same time. It was really unfortunate that when the plane crashed, he was thrown 127km from the wreckage to land on some spent bullets which a firing squad had left on the ground. "

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Is Vladimir crackers?