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A prison designed to hold up to 20,000 prisoners has been the subject of a scathing raft of reviews on popular review sites.
'Only two toilets for every hundred inmates,' moaned one reviewer, who also had issues about the 'measly two-ply' toilet paper. Another suggested the guards were 'a tad rough', but it was unclear if that was an actual complaint.
The prison barber came in for some rough reviews, too. 'He only seems to have one cut - I asked for a little off the top and wham! it was all on the deck,' complained reviewer 001025 who preferred to be nameless, in accordance with El Salvador prison rules.
The government has denied pre-empting the Parliamentary Privileges Committee report when former US President, Donald Trump, was appointed head of the prison service.
A spokesman explained, "Mark Carney was Governor of the Bank of England, so having a foreign senior official is not unprecedented, unlike Mr Trump. Some enquiries suggest that Mr Trump can fit visiting prisons into his future schedule, whether he wants to or not."
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