Proportional Representation has found an unlikely ally, in Nigel Farage - the answer to what would the child of an ash tray and Goebbels look like. Said one nervous voter: 'Is it a trap? If we grab PR, does a huge mouse cage drop on us? Obviously voting is a good thing, but only if they vote for who I want.'
Lib Dems have failed to get PR done, so Farage has asked Ed Davey to hold his pint of craft ale. Everyone was absolutely sure they wanted more democracy, right up until Reform won some seats. Now they are not so sure, with many now in favour of the benign dictatorships, saying at least Genghis Khan wanted a united Europe.