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In news that has taken both the world of pop and male facial hair by surprise, Liam and Noel Gallagher have set aside their differences to get back together.
Seeing the Gallaghers side by side again will create a major landmark event, the reunion of one of the world's most popular bands and an almost continuous eyebrow that can be seen from anywhere.
Liam Gallagher said. "I’ve been living a lie for years, man, I hate having to shave between my eyebrows, its not normal, like my relationship with Noel, we shouldn't really be separated"
Noel Gallagher followed up by saying, "I know a lot of people have frowned on the idea of us getting back together again, but let me tell you if me and our kid both frown at the same time, it can cause a tsunami in Canada."
Critics wonder whether it will be a success, Noel has always had a real chip on his shoulder about not being a proper front man, now he'll have a real chimp on his shoulder instead.
Critics believe next year’s tour is going to be a huge event, nothing like it will have been seen since the early nineties or the early Pleistocene.
Oasis, not united brotherly love but their need for a pension, have put aside their artistic differences and mutual hatred, for one last cash grab. Unfortunately, several gormless individuals still think they are musical geniuses rather than just an irritating nasal twang.
One rock historian pointed out: ‘They are not comparable. The Beatles sold over 600 million records, while Oasis got a fruity drink named after them. The Beatles had 21 US No1s, while Oasis used to busk outside a McDonald’s. The Beatles changed the 60s, Oasis have not changed their haircut since the 90s.’
The only thing guaranteed is that they will be as $hit second time around. Despite all this, one middle-aged Brit-Popper declared: ‘They were the Taylor Swift of my generation’ – which proves the point.
Photo by Efe Yağız Soysal on Unsplash
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