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Amid the unrelenting media demand for opinion polls, frustrated citizens have told Newsbiscuit they are fed up with being asked whether they’ve changed their minds over booting the Tory Party out of office on July 4.
'It’s gone way beyond a joke when you can’t even take a leak without some idiot with a clipboard standing next to you, asking “If you had a photo of Starmer and Sunak together, to put in the urinal, which one you’d aim your piss at?' said Dave Smiff, an Amazon delivery driver who values the rare opportunities he gets to empty his bladder.
We asked the Labour Party if it had any intentions of clamping down on WC poling and were told “Of course we will. Haven’t you read our manifesto?”
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