Ignore any nonsense about the Popular Front for the People's Democracy, the Democratic People's Popular Front or the Popular Democratic People's Front winning the forthcoming elections.
It will be a walk-over for The Monster Raving Green Front. Experienced commentators admit that they have no idea what policies or even general political orientation would be most popular with voters is at present, and the MRGF claim to have captured the mood of the electorate perfectly by having no idea what their own political orientation or policies are, either.
One leading political journalist has commented 'This is completely bonkers, and is therefore likely to be as accurate a prediction as that offered by any of my colleagues', provoking the response from Si Nicholl of the MRGF of 'This is completely untrue, and is precisely the opposite of what we stand for'. This was immediately contradicted by a different spokesman from the party, who said 'Oh no it isn't - and we are completely united about this.'
'Well, fairly united. Well, OK, slightly united. At least, I think someone in the party agrees with it. But at least we're consistent, and don't keep changing our minds. Not at the moment, anyway. At least, I don't think so. By the way, you don't happen to know of any wealthy potential backers who're seeking a political party to promote their interests, do you?'
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