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Following the release of a video of Prime Minister Rishi Sunak buying six packs of mince pies at a railway station in London, apparently for 'essential public sector workers', many members of the British public have challenged the video's purpose.
'Is he suggesting that there are only 36 people in the public sector worthy of a mince pie?' asked David from Basildon, 'or is he expecting to provide all the worthy members of the public sector a microscopic crumb?' he added.
Other questions include 'did he know he had to pay for those? Did his contactless card efforts work this time? Where the fuck do you park a helicopter in a railway station anyway?
Following the release of photos of Keir Starmer wearing military fatigues, the Conservatives have accused Labour of 'sneaking in to No 10 and stealing all our dressing up clothes'. Labour have denied the accusation, pointing out that Boris Johnson burst the buttons on the government soldier outfit, forcing Rishi to resort to using an Action Man outfit found in a charity shop.
The Government remains unconvinced as they say they can't find the cowboy outfit, but it was pointed out that the Conservative Party was the cowboy outfit.
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