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Under plans drawn up by Bridgewater Town Council, motorists leaving their cars half way up a hedge will face a fine of up to £100. It is currently not an offence to leave your car sticking out of the Hawthorn or Privet in most areas of England although it is frowned upon in parts of Surbiton.
A spokesman for the council said that hedge parking was becoming an increasing nuisance in rural areas. “These motorists don’t understand the damage they cause to nesting birds and the possibility of livestock escaping.” Anyone swerving down a narrow lane after ten pints of Sui Cider is encouraged to up-end their car in a ditch rather than plough through the hedge.
Car owners in areas of high flood risk are expected to be exempt from the plans.
Managers in charge of parking at Stansted Airport have ordered an urgent enquiry into the parking system at the airport.
'Mugs, er I mean, customers, think that the video cameras are there for number plate recognition, but they also monitor the faces of drivers to see their expressions when the the double digit fee for parking for 20 minutes appears. We often watch that just for the LOLs. However, we were amazed when one driver merely held up his debit card and smiled.'
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