The United Kingdom is aiming to recognise a two state solution for Israel and Palestine unless Israel recognises a two state solution for Israel and Palestine, in which case the offer is off the table.
'Of course we'd love to support a two state solution, but if Israel want to do it we'll sit back and probably tut,' said a UK spokesperson today. He added that if the US recognised a two state solution then the UK 'probably will, too, but not if Russia does, unless Russia and the US agree to both recognise a two state solution. In that case we might. Or might not,' the spokesman said.
'Is that clear enough?' he asked.
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Under pressure to do something to alleviate the suffering on the Gaza strip that doesn't include supplying weapons to Israel, the Prime Minister has agreed to recognise that Palestine is 'in a bit of a state', adding 'but it appears to be in the State of Israel', which appears to be his problem.
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