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As Hamas and the Israeli government try to out war crime each other, many Brits would prefer not to think about the situation at all, hoping that somehow everything will be fine - even though it definitely won't be, because it already isn't.
A popular anaesthetic from the horror is Strictly Come Dancing. SCD's glittery facade dulls the lingering stench coming from the rotting corpse of hope. In a parallel fever dream, Craig Revel-Horwood sits in judgement at The Hague, giving the situation at best a 2 - the equivalent of a Les Dennis tango.
One woman admitted to not understanding why or how the situation in Gaza has unfolded. Rachel Rutherford said 'I honestly thought the Israelis were bombing ex England midfielder Gazza. I know he's had his issues, but that does seem a little heavy-handed.'
Tensions in Gaza have boiled over, as the Palestinians have been accused of launching schools at unsuspecting weapons. Innocent air to ground missiles have been destroyed by coming into contact with balistic doctors and nurses.
One eye witness attested to seeing children fired from catapults at low flying jets. Others confirmed that whole buildings had lept 100ft in the air, to intercept innocent migratory missiles.
The IDF said: 'Our humanitarian bombs have been prevented from getting to the sick and needy. We demand an end to all roofs and helmets. The enemy need to dismantle their hospitals of mass destruction and stop
headbutting our bullets.'
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