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It is usual for US presidential candidates to share their medical records, to show that they are up to the job.
But Donald Trump’s medical records have been controversial, after it turned out that he had written his own medical report.
However, The Donald's office has now agreed to share his medical records, which are as follows:
1. Finest presidential brain in the world, ever, fact.
2. Most beautiful and resilient presidential earlobes, verified by Guinness World Records
3. Bestest and most patriotic golfing muscles in the Northern Hemisphere. And the Southern Hemisphere. Verified by The Donald’s golf coach.
4. Most prolific ever presidential shart (not independently verified)
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