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'The Indian music industry has been targeted by DOGE,' confirmed Ramesh Raj, head of Mumbai Records. 'It is a level of racist profiling and elimination we expected, but it's like the US government just opened the bomb bay doors upon us. We are completely devastated. It has set back traditional Hindi music centuries.
'What rubs salt in the wounds the most, though, is that we suspect Mr Donald was actually trying to shut down satirists.
'Of course, we have no beef with satirists as they are all splendid and lovely people who have always treated us with respect. When their time comes, they will be reincarnated as the fingers of George Harrison.
'But there is no question we have been made a mockery of.'
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While UK artists protest AI copyright with silent songs, music fans have asked for Drake to do the same...permanently. Said one frustrated rap fan: 'I'm tired of listening to an auto-tune shopping list. He's what happens when you set Dr. Seuss to a metronome.'
The threat of AI to original content is huge, but the threat of Drake's actual content, is worse. 'It's hard to sing about the ghetto when you've been playing hockey in Toronto. He then over-compensates by dropping the N-word every 5 seconds to stop people falling asleep. He uses the N-word more than a KKK member with Tourette's.'
Asked if AI planned copy Drake, the AI replied: 'No, even we have standards.'
Picture credit: Wix AI
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