Do you remember the current President of the USA Donald Trump suddenly packing his bags and leaving the G7 meeting in Calgary, Canada? We found out later that he was off to sort out plans to try out America’s biggest bombs on nuclear sites in Iran.
At the time, Trump said that he had something more important to do, but didn’t say what. Obviously, it had nothing to do with protecting the world, co-operating with the other most powerful nations, or anything else that wouldn't benefit him personally, so our valiant reporters (and a couple that aren't) have worked hard - over a cup of cappuccino and a chaser of crème de menthe – to come up with a handy list of reasons for leaving important meetings that his press team could use in future.
Here it is:
- He suddenly remembered he had a game of golf scheduled with Jeff Bezos
- It had been a couple of weeks since he'd started a war, and he was getting itchy
- He hadn't clashed handbags with former BFF Elon for nearly 2 days
- He'd forgotten why he was there
- He was getting confused with all the bigly words
- He didn't know why there were women present, unless they were there to get the Diet Coke
- He realised he couldn't tell anyone 'You're Fired'
- He gets nervous at meetings where he's not standing on good ole American soil
- He only stayed while his Tesla was charging
- No one at the meeting wanted to sign a trade deal
- He only cares about 'Making America - and Iran - Great Again’
- He missed his date night with Putin and had to make up for it
- He was worried that President Macron was trying to seduce Melania and, even worse, fake Melania
- Putin said he has a new golden shower he can try
- They served tacos for lunch
- Everyone said that his birthday parade was pathetic
- He couldn't remember where he was
- The gift bags were really disappointing (Canada: just maple syrup and moose mousse)
-Â He was expecting a call from Putin, and wanted privacy.
- He'd run out of orange tan lotion
Story credit to Sinnick
With contributions from deskpilot, benvoleo, jamesdoc, modelmaker, Midfield Diamond, mcdabbleÂ
Image credit: Nightcafe studio
