Man addicted to laxatives is diagnosed with Ass-purger’s syndrome

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Promising new wonder-drug abandoned because its name was too easy to pronounce

Who is going to trust a drug called 'Cancer-gone', 'Alz-cure' or 'Stroke-fix'? These are obviously a con from some dodgy get-rich-quick pharmascam company. Especially if they're also affordable (just).

To carry any credibility, any real new wonder-drug must have an unpronounceable name - and of course also be utterly unaffordable.

So there are great hopes for recently-announced Fixanydiseasealmostinstantlywithnegligibleriskandabsolutelynosideeffectsiscan, at £20million per dose, from the TitusScamedical corp., based in the Cayman Islands (entirely, of course, because the specific climate there is essential for this particular drug's production).

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Netanyahu sets up Frontières Sans Médecins

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