In an effort to rebuild relationships with the EU; and to appeal to gammons stuck in the 1970s, Lisa Nandy, the Secretary of State for Culture, Media and Sport is to tell the BBC to organise a multi-national game show similar to It’s a Knockout Jeux Sans Frontières, but with comedians competing against each other to tell jokes about Brexit.
Predictably, Nigel Farage is opposed to the idea as he doesn’t want voters remembering his involvement in the brainless scheme he spent his entire political life campaigning for, and is the reason why we no longer have fresh food in the shops and have to queue for hours at borders when taking holidays.
Lisa Nandy though, thinks he should embrace it, as although Brexit was 8 years ago it’s easy for Farage’s place in British history to be forgotten unless the world is frequently reminded what a loudmouth moron he is.
The architects of Brexit would all feature in the competition, by being held in stocks, while the audience show their appreciation at the jokes by throwing rotten fruit at them.