Hanover, Orange, and Saxe-Gotha to sue for breach of copyright

The ancestors of William of Orange, William the Conqueror, the House of Hanover, and the House of Saxe-Coburg have questioned the UKs claim to 1000 years of unbroken tradition. Lawyers representing the disgruntled aristocrats have assembled a mercenary army in Calais and hope to invade in small boats.

The royal family has not faced a crisis of this scale since Edward VIII abdicated so he could marry Hitler.

A spokesperson for the House of Hanover said: ‘It’s not the only time the King has breached copyright. When they were setting the crown on his head he hummed the tune to Let's Get It On by Marvin Gaye.’

King Charles vehemently denies breaching copyright and has vowed to ‘give up the day job’ if found guilty.

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Spelling error sees Charles drowned

A misplaced letter in the order of service saw the new Monarch ceremonially deposited in the Thames. Despite the protests of Camella, the Royal Family insisted that the medieval event should be followed to the letter, even if the letter was wrong.

The subermerging the King will now become standard practise for future coronations, with William expected to be drowned as a witch. An historian explained: 'There was a smudge on the document, which could have resulted in the King being clowned - killed by custard pie.'

Drifting out to sea, Charles III pledged to rule his aquatic kingdom, as he was adopted by a pod of porpoises. While the Archbishop declared: 'God save the King and all who sail in him.'

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