King Charles is reported to be horrified at Harry’s disastrous problems with the Sentabale charity.
Sources report him as saying, ‘This is pretty basic stuff.  Charity work is the third most important thing about being royal. And he’s making a pig’s ear of it.
‘The first and second most important things about being royal are, number one, smiling.  Closely followed by number two, waving. Mind you, that lad was only ever adequate at smiling and only satisfactory at waving.
‘He has probably exhausted himself with that smiling and waving, and that’s probably why he’s made such a mess of the charity work. And it’s with a charity that is closely associated with his mother, for goodness’ sake. That boy is such an idiot. And I don’t suppose that She Who Must Not Be Named has done anything to help Harry either. Heavens above. What a shit show. Is that the expression? Not something Mummy ever used to say.
‘And don’t tell anyone I said that.’
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