Stop Oil just too busy checking into Glasto VIP yurts to protest Ascot

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Just Stop Oil eschews superglue in favour of Blu-tack

Just Stop Oil (JSO) and their sister organisation Extremely Serious about Stopping Oil (ESSO) are abandoning superglue now that the law forbids 'locking on'.

They will instead use Blu-tack. Protesters will be easy to remove, but it's going to take ages to get the Blu-tack out of your soft furnishings.

Lobsters in Just Stop Boil protest

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