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A conspiracy theory that Mexico will change its name to Mexica, having recently elected a female President for the first time, has been accidentally concocted by a rancid sexist, who could barely point to Mexico on a map.
‘Why are the changing the name? I’m just asking legitimate questions?’ said Derek Drummond, who has asked no legitimate questions, particularly of himself, since his divorce.
Drummond, who considers HP Sauce on baked beans a culinary high water mark, blurted ‘Well one things for certain, I won’t be eating any “burritas” or “tacas” or anything like that. I’ll be sticking to an “enchilado” or a “margarito”.’
Drummond recently put up posters of Jeremy Clarkson and Erika Eleniak. He kissed Clarkson tenderly on the mouth and sighed ‘There aren’t enough men in positions of power in the world’
image from pixabay
Jeremy Clarkson, star of Top Gear, issued a statement saying that he will resist any attempt to squat on his farm.
After Gordon Ramsey's £13 million pub-restaurant in London was occupied by squatters, attention turned to a lambing shed on Clarkson's Diddly Squat Farm, which he was hoping to turn in to a restaurant.
Jeremy Clarkson's restaurant was refused planning permission by the local council, and shortly afterward squatters moved in.
'The farm's name is not an invitation' said Clarkson.
'He's welcome to come and discuss it over a spliff' said one of the squatters. 'We've got some top gear'
Image: b52_Tresa - Pixabay
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